Out on a ledge in Atlanta
What does the Leaning Tower and Cher have in common? They both require heavy reconstruction to maintain their appearances.
Kuwait - Commitment
And women say that men don't "commit"...
Kuwait - Boys n Toys 2
"HQ this is DUCK with a BFG ready to FUBAR something bad. Over."
Kuwait - Boys n Toys
The duck's got a new bathtub toy. And G.I. Joe's new accessory is a WHAT? A jet-ski? HAHAHAHAHAA! LOSER!
Onoin House pond, Kona, Hawaii
"Consider the lily pads..."
Onion House, Kona, Hawaii
Why am I not going inside? Well, the answer is in the name...
Gold Coast, Australia
Surfing on the beach
City Hall, Brisbane
Working on my 'Lats'
Yellowstone National Park
The Red Willow Band
Working the soundboard in Sioux Falls, South Dakota with The Red Willow Band.
On the road with Sawyer Brown in Sterling, Colorado.
The biggest drawback to a tequila-binge is waking up in the strangest places...
Don't feed ALL SNORKELERS to the birds... leave some for the sharks!
Tiffany & Co
The Big Red "NO"
I don't know what they're saying. NO swimming? NO running? NO blinking? NO breathing? I'm afraid to do anything but sit here like I'm made of rubber!
Longaberger Basket Company, Newark, Ohio
The owner of the company was told by architects that it was impossible to build a building shaped like a basket, so he proved them wrong! ... Good going, I guess??
Metro Station, Hollywood, CA
Here I am at the funky Hollywood and Vine Metro Station!
The Chinese Theater, Hollywood, CA
The historic Chinese Theater, the premier theater for the greatest movies starring the greatest actors! ... All playing comic book characters...
Washington Memorial, Washington DC
They plan on making a second spire as the "Clinton Memorial". Not sure if they have anything planned for Hillary. Maybe a barking dog of some sort?
White House, Washington DC
"You would never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy." At least not until you get to the U.S. Capitol Building.
Statue of Liberty, New York
Over 130 years old and she still kept her figure!
Times Square, New York
In just three decades it went from pornographic theaters to pornographic (ie: sensational) ad displays. PROGRESS(?)
Town Hall, Philadelphia
It's always sunny in Philadelphia!
The Hall of Independence, Philadelphia
Interesting true fact: John Hancock signed his name so flamboyantly on the Declaration of Independence that that's where the phrase "sign your John Hancock" came from. But at least back then politicians could still fit their heads through that double-door.
Liberty Bell, Boston
Insert your own quack/crack pun here.
Duck Tours, Boston
When people heard that I was the star attraction of the Duck Tours... they demanded a refund.
Paul Revier Statue, Boston
"One of my land, two if by bathtub."
Deadwood, South Dakota
Insert your own TV series reference or blue pill joke here.
North Dakota Border
Insert your own North Dakota shoe-tying, car driving, bicycle riding, bicycle rack, gun shooting, ball catching, social event, ice cube, weather, leaf raking, product label, or carwash lifeguard joke here.
The Clock Tower, St. Moritz, Switzerland
The iconic clock tower of St. Moritz. At least it's not a giant cuckoo clock.
St. Karl Chiesa Cattolica, Switzerland
Kulm Hotel, St. Moritz, Switzerland
Relaxing on the balcony at the Kulm Hotel with Badrutt's Palace Hotel and frozen Lake St. Moritz in the background.
"Close the door! Close the door!!"
Here I am at Helukali-... Halakelu-... Halekula-... MAUI.
They laughed at me when I said that I wanted to work at CBS...
Those Greeks 'built to last'.
The flight attendant ran out of the cabin screaming, "Does anybody know how to fly?!" I said 'I do'. Suddenly everyone on board became religious...
Sturgis Here I Come!
Thought I'd take my hog down to S. Dakota for the Rally.
2002 Winter Games, Salt Lake City, Utah.
Christ the Redeemer, Brazil
My buddy and I flew to Rio De Janeiro, Brazil. That's 'The Big Guy' in the background.
Bob Marshall Forest
A couple of buddies took me hiking in the Bob Marshall Forest
Born to be wild!
Devil's Tower, Wyoming
Not a UFO in sight.
Leaning Tower of Pisa, Italy
Ducky in the Badlands
Toronto Star Duck
No, this isn't a "today's paper" ransom photo. I'm here at the Toronto Star!
Fishing in Costa Rica
"Y'all know me. Know how I earn a livin'. I'll catch this bird for you, but it ain't gonna be easy. Bad fish."