50 Shades of Duck
New Girlfriend!I can't take my eye off her. Mostly because she works at some place that serves chicken wings in hot sauce. o_o
CubansThe customs officer didn't think it was NEARLY as funny as I did. But all that changed when he snapped that rubber glove...
Sand, Suds, and Squeaky Bath ToysI love the beach.
Do you have any Grey Poupon?And what the heck is 'Poupon'? Sounds like a game that pigeons play in the BMW Sales Lot.
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ShadesI'm sporting my new pair of 'birth control glasses'.
Polly Wants a Quacker"RAAAAK! Pretty Boy! Pretty Boy!" ... See? Even I can do it. It's not that special.
Double-0 DuckThe name is Duck... just 'Duck'
Parrots Be Darned!Ducks are more suited to the pirate life. If the ship sinks miles away from land, we can swim. A stupid parrot would ask for a cracker before it drowns.
Morning!Nothing says "all-night bender" like bad morning hair. ...Wait, ducks don't have hair... Who? Oh no-...
The Little PeopleI keep my ego in check by hanging out with 'the little people in life'.
California CoastWipeout!
The Frog and Roger EbertStayed with good friends in Alomogardo, New Mexico. I think that's Spanish for "the Olive Garden"
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MT Burbon WhiskeyIf I had hands I could hold my liquor. Ba-dum-tsssh! ... ... ... *opens bottle to drown out that bad joke*
Not Exactly John Bonham...Hanging out in Salt Lake City with Albert "Chris" Payne. He said that "A duck behind the drums makes as much sense as a Led Zeppelin."
I Got ServedNote to self: Never trust a fat Frenchman if he invites you over for "Canard a l'orange".
Globe TrotterReenacting the infamous scene from Charlie Chaplin's "The Great Duck-tator"
Hit me...Hit me... Hit me... Hit me... Hit me... Hit me... @#$%!!!
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