50 Shades of Duck
I can't take my eye off her. Mostly because she works at some place that serves chicken wings in hot sauce. o_o
The customs officer didn't think it was NEARLY as funny as I did. But all that changed when he snapped that rubber glove...
Sand, Suds, and Squeaky Bath Toys
I love the beach.
Do you have any Grey Poupon?
And what the heck is 'Poupon'? Sounds like a game that pigeons play in the BMW Sales Lot.
I'm sporting my new pair of 'birth control glasses'.
Polly Wants a Quacker
"RAAAAK! Pretty Boy! Pretty Boy!" ... See? Even I can do it. It's not that special.
The name is Duck... just 'Duck'
Parrots Be Darned!
Ducks are more suited to the pirate life. If the ship sinks miles away from land, we can swim. A stupid parrot would ask for a cracker before it drowns.
Nothing says "all-night bender" like bad morning hair. ...Wait, ducks don't have hair... Who? Oh no-...
The Little People
I keep my ego in check by hanging out with 'the little people in life'.
The Frog and Roger Ebert
Stayed with good friends in Alomogardo, New Mexico. I think that's Spanish for "the Olive Garden"
MT Burbon Whiskey
If I had hands I could hold my liquor. Ba-dum-tsssh! ... ... ... *opens bottle to drown out that bad joke*
Not Exactly John Bonham...
Hanging out in Salt Lake City with Albert "Chris" Payne. He said that "A duck behind the drums makes as much sense as a Led Zeppelin."
I Got Served
Note to self: Never trust a fat Frenchman if he invites you over for "Canard a l'orange".
Reenacting the infamous scene from Charlie Chaplin's "The Great Duck-tator"
Hit me... Hit me... Hit me... Hit me... Hit me... @#$%!!!