50 Shades of Duck
New Girlfriend!
I can't take my eye off her. Mostly because she works at some place that serves chicken wings in hot sauce. o_o
Cubans
The customs officer didn't think it was NEARLY as funny as I did. But all that changed when he snapped that rubber glove...
Sand, Suds, and Squeaky Bath Toys
I love the beach.
Do you have any Grey Poupon?
And what the heck is 'Poupon'? Sounds like a game that pigeons play in the BMW Sales Lot.
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Shades
I'm sporting my new pair of 'birth control glasses'.
Polly Wants a Quacker
"RAAAAK! Pretty Boy! Pretty Boy!" ... See? Even I can do it. It's not that special.
Double-0 Duck
The name is Duck... just 'Duck'
Parrots Be Darned!
Ducks are more suited to the pirate life. If the ship sinks miles away from land, we can swim. A stupid parrot would ask for a cracker before it drowns.
Morning!
Nothing says "all-night bender" like bad morning hair. ...Wait, ducks don't have hair... Who? Oh no-...
The Little People
I keep my ego in check by hanging out with 'the little people in life'.
California Coast
Wipeout!
The Frog and Roger Ebert
Stayed with good friends in Alomogardo, New Mexico. I think that's Spanish for "the Olive Garden"
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MT Burbon Whiskey
If I had hands I could hold my liquor. Ba-dum-tsssh! ... ... ... *opens bottle to drown out that bad joke*
Not Exactly John Bonham...
Hanging out in Salt Lake City with Albert "Chris" Payne. He said that "A duck behind the drums makes as much sense as a Led Zeppelin."
I Got Served
Note to self: Never trust a fat Frenchman if he invites you over for "Canard a l'orange".
Globe Trotter
Reenacting the infamous scene from Charlie Chaplin's "The Great Duck-tator"
Hit me...
Hit me... Hit me... Hit me... Hit me... Hit me... @#$%!!!
